all grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread
the ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place
the Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris
a man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds
cars that crash will almost always burst into flames
persons knocked unconscious by a blow to the head will never suffer a concussion or brain damage
it is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting
any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds--unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside
all bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they will go off
medieval peasants had perfect teeth
it is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations
any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant
it does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts; your enemies will patiently wait to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors
LOL-- welcome to the real world, graduates of 2010~!
Do you ever have those random moments where you think of a phrase that sounds so ridiculous...you can't let it go?
I brush my teeth after every meal yet some mindless hours later...I tend to forget not remember whether or not I actually did brush my teeth or not. Well, I didn't run into that sort of trouble tonight. I was vigorously brushing my teeth in my room after a wonderful dinner of hot dogs and Sunkist when, achaaa, I lost my grip! I watched the toothbrush do a 360 backflip and I instinctively smacked my right hand down onto the chair it was aiming for...catching it on the handle before it could fall off onto the floor.
I brush my butt.
Those four litle words flew into my head from who knows where...and I laughed out loud as I finished up and rinsed my mouth clean. And that is how I remember that I brushed my teeth tonight ^_^
So, what weird/strange/quirky/hilarious phrases have you come up with?
Disclaimer: I don't actually brush my butt. Ever. But, I do wipe it good!
It's been awhile. I've spent a semester... in a weird see-saw of emotions and stress...
And just when I thought it was going to be over... (yay finals and end of year)... I guess I thought too soon. ANYwho, I worked on this video as a final video project for one of my classes I took this year, and wanted to share it with you guys ^_^
I hope you learn a lot from it...and share it with others :)
